Do you wonder why cars are better than girls?

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WHY CARS ARE BETTER THAN GIRLS

1. A car can wait forever for you.
2. A car doesn't compare you with it's past users.
3. A car doesn't get calls from it's past users while you own it.
4. A car doesn't mind how excited you get.
5. A car doesn't tell you how great it's past owners were.
6. A car is big in all the right places.
7. A car doesn't ask you if you're seeing other cars.
8. A car won't even talk about marriage.
9. A car won't mind how many other cars you have.
10. A car won't say, "Let's just be friends."
11. A car won't shave with your razor.
12. A car doesn't ask you a thousand querstions everytime you get in.
13. Cars are easy to turn on.
14. Cars are ready when you are.
15. Cars are very responsive.
16. Cars will always do what you want it to.
17. Cars don't care about age difference.
18. Cars don't care if you're married.
19. Cars don't get pregnant.
20. Cars don't get upset if you use other cars.
21. Cars don't make you meet their parents.
22. Cars don't mind if you share them with a friend.
23. Cars don't play 'head games' unless you boost too hard.
24. Cars never ask you to call them later.
25. Cars never have headaches, or take rainchecks, or have a curfew, or have that time of the month.
26. Cars won't mind if you don't like their friends.
27. With a car, you never have to say you're sorry.
28. You can turn off a car.
29. You can visit a car any time you like, and it'll be up and ready for you.
30. You don't have to tell cars you love them. (But I do anyway.)
31. You'll never hear"Surprise! You are going to be a proud father of a new car " unless of course you go out and buy one yourself.
32. Cars don't have to have a shower every morning.
33. Cars don't mind if you stay in the garage all day and work on them. In fact, they love it.
34. Cars don't complain about how loud the music is.
35. You can always make a car look 'young' again.
36. A car doesn't care if it's not getting enough attention.
37. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
38. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
39. A car doesn't have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
40. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested for lewdness.
41. Cars don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
42. You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
43. Cars come with an owners manual.
44. You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.
45. If the car makes too much noise, you can get a muffler.
46. If you shave it once, it stays that way.
47. Cars come with warranties.
48. $1500 goes a long way for body work.
49. They're always well lubricated.
50. A car screams every time your press the pedal harder.
51. A car won't cheat on you.
52. Cars don't whine unless something is really wrong.
53. A car can't be driven by another guy unless you give them the keys.